- A sip for every instance of the main cast speaking Chinese
- A sip every time someone says ‘rutting’. Two sips if it’s Jayne saying it.
- A sip every time someone says ‘shiny’.
- A big drink each time the crew poses as a married couple.
- A sip for every scene showing the Alliance where someone is wearing a goofy hat
- A sip every time there is a group scene in the kitchen
- A drink every time a new song is sung.
- A sip every time one of the shuttles leaves Serenity
River and Book
- A sip every time River spouts nonsense
- A sip every time Book does a priesty thing or admonishes Mal about what’s right
- A big sip when River knows something she couldn’t
- A big sip when Book knows something he shouldn’t
- A sip for every time Jayne caresses a weapon
- A sip whenever Jayne touches something he shouldn’t. (Fingers in cake, Saffron, whatever.)
- A sip for every time Jayne makes reference to his penis.
Kaylee and Mal
- A sip for anytime the captain is left speechless.
- A drink if Inara throws Mal out of her shuttle
- A sip for anytime Kaylee makes another play towards The Doctor.
- A round for the house (on me) every time Kaylee hollers during sex.